Homeland Security

In an effort to tighten up homeland security (at our house) my kids have devised a comprehensive plan that includes additional security measures that terrorists could not have thought of yet.  The FBI will no doubt be recruiting my kids someday to help them in the war on terror.  Perhaps we will see this high tech device in hardware stores soon as this is a simple do-it-yourself project.  In the spirit of patriotism and because of the financial struggles the country is going through now, I have decided not to patten this to keep the costs low for you the consumer.  Feel free to use the idea so long as you do not make a profit from it yourself.  If you need tech support or installation directions contact my two year old.